Lea Michele and Christina Aguilera at the Super Bowl

Let's assess.

Ladies and gentlemen, MISS LEA MICHELE:


Okay, that wasn't bad. Started off weirdly solemn, but she took it home. Let's use our special cameras to get a closer look, shall we?

Lea Michele in a Paul & Joe coat

Hair and makeup are good. The coat is cute and a fine choice because you can see her from the nosebleed seats. The PANTS, however....Girl, what's going on down there? You have no feet and your legs look like tree trunks. We realize it's cold out there and a dress certainly isn't required for the event. In fact, you probably shouldn't wear a dress to the Super Bowl. It comes off like you don't know where you are. Anyway, pants are a good idea in this sitch, but not THESE pants, girl.

Next, MISS CHRISTINA AGUILERA!


Oh. Well then. Christina? Some advice. Stick to one note per syllable (instead of 10) and then you might free up some brain space to remember the words.

The outfit? Well...

Christina Aguilera in Dolce & Gabbana paired with Louboutin shoes.

Oh, this girl. She is killing us here. The more we pay attention to her on the blog the more tragic she becomes in our eyes. First, a suit like this is an awfully strange choice for a Superbowl performance - for ANY performance, really, unless that performance is "Miss Christina Aguilera presents ... THE QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDERS' REPORT!!" Seriously, why such a business-like suit? It's a very nice suit, but she's standing in the middle of a stadium wearing a suit. It's just odd. Odder still are the Louboutins, which, like the suit, are fine on their own. WITH the suit, however, they become a little tragic because they totally don't go with the look. And then finally, there is the fact that she's squeezed herself into an outfit that's probably a size too small for her.

We confess we were a little taken aback last week when the consensus on our "If We Were Her Gays" post was that she's a "big" girl and that her boobs are (and these were the words used) "humongous" and "enormous." We're not seeing that at all. She's a standard celebrity size 4 with a nice rack, but hardly a huge one. We think people tend to think of her as so much larger and curvier than she is because she constantly wears clothes far too tight for her. In other words, she's desperately trying to squeeze into sample sizes, which only makes her look heavier than she is. That's always been her main style mistake. Well, that and the fact that she rarely demonstrates taste or good instincts. This suit is tasteful enough, but totally wrong for the venue.


[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage - Video Credit: youtube.com]

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