2011 Grammy Awards - Part 1

Hit it, tacky famewhores!

Aleesia

On any other night, at any other event, we'd call this a little slutty, but considering how insanely some of the other red carpet denizens dressed last night, she's Dame Judi Dench in comparison.

Alicia Arden

See what we mean?

Bonnie Mckee

They're very nice legs, but you don't need to present them like they're a world's fair exhibition.

Ciara in Emilio Pucci

You guys, what if Wonder Woman was Mayan?

Crystal Bowersox

We won't even go into the hair; the disheveled and sad-looking St. Patrick's Day parade float of a dress is distressing enough.

Cyndi Lauper

We'll give her credit for rocking it at her age. It's not bad. It's got a little edge to it.

Darren Criss

Tired of the "shitty shoes" conceit on the red carpet. It's not cute and it's bordering on disrespectful to the designer whose clothes he's agreeing to wear.

Eva LaRue

Is there a new "Best Legs" category to the Grammys or something? Lotta gals desperate to expose as much real estate as possible this year.

Eva Longoria in Ashi

It looks like an inflatable dress that's deflating.

Heidi Klum in Julien MacDonald

She almost seems over-dressed in comparison to everyone else. And when Heidi Klum is wearing a skin-tight gold dress with a slit straight up to her cooch and she's coming off as demure in comparison to everyone else? Honeys, that is one tacky red carpet.

Jada Pinkett Smith

We dig the hair and we dig the dress, but we don't like the hem.

Jenna Ushkowitz

The giant imaginary bow ruins it.

Jennifer Hudson in Versace

She's almost unrecognizable now. We like the dress but the shoes don't do much for it and the hair is just a bit too flat-ironed. Plus, even though we don't have boobs, we're feeling sympathy pain for hers.

Jennifer Lopez in Emilio Pucci

You know, we would expect no less from her at the Grammys. The fact that she can still show up looking like a disco ball with tits and legs at her 45th Grammys ceremony is a testament to the old gal.

Jewel Oh, honey. You gotta learn to bring it. These kids are passing you right by as you stand there dressed like you're attending a formal at your country club.

Katy Perry in Giorgio Armani

It's insane and tacky and we hated it on sight, but with the light of day we kind of love it for being so ridiculous.

Kelly Osbourne in Tadashi Shoji

Very pretty.

Kevin McHale

A bit too waiter-ish and what's that on his back? Is he cramming for a final and brought his text books with him?

Kim Kardashian in Kaufmanfranco

Pretty fabulous, but we hate the ubiquitous nude peeptoe platforms.

Lady Gaga in Embryo

We don't think it's a brilliant statement or anything silly like that. We just think it's hilarious and a rather ingenious way to ensure not only that everyone will be talking about it the next day, but also the next year, and even a decade down the line. "Remember when Gaga showed up at the Grammys in an egg?" will be this generation's "Remember when Madonna performed in a wedding gown at the VMAs?"

Lea Michele in Emilio Pucci

It's not a bad dress, but the "May I introduce you all to MY LEGS?" pose is ridiculous.

LeAnn Rimes in Reem Acra

That's a pretty fabulous dress but the hair is awful. Doesn't flatter her at all.

Lilian Garcia

Lilian Garcia's legs are having their own little Mardi Gras parade.

Nicole Kidman in Jean Paul Gaultier Couture

It's a gorgeous dress; perfectly suited to her.

Rihanna in Christian Dior Couture

Stunning. Perfect stagewear; highly dramatic.

Rihanna in Jean Paul Gaultier Couture

And we thought this was a jaw-dropping way to enter an awards ceremony. Is she wearing underwear? We can't tell, but the important thing is that the next morning, the world is asking "Did Rihanna wear any underwear to the Grammys?" and THAT, darlings, is BRILLIANT.

Selena Gomez in J. Mendel

Pretty much flawless.

Selma Blair

We don't like the way the skirt attaches to the top, but we do like the color combo and the lines of the dress. It's quietly sophisticated and chic without being showy.

[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]


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