No time for small talk! Let's MOVE IT! Carrie Underwood in Talbot Runhof Fall 2010
Gwyneth Paltrow in Atelier Versace Fall 2010
Hillary Scott in Tony Ward
Jennifer Nettles in Carolina Herrera Resort 2011
Kellie Pickler in Pamela Roland Fall 2010
Leighton Meester in Emilio Pucci Spring 2011
Miranda Lambert in Sherri Hill
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She looks like one of those crafty candlestick projects where you glue yards of cheap tulle onto Coke bottles. Next!
Gwyneth Paltrow in Atelier Versace Fall 2010
Whoa there, Miss Gwynnie. The only thing that could have improved this look would be 7-inch platform lucite heels and 4-inch French tips. Someone's having her midlife crisis a skosh early, it seems. We heard her performance was pretty good. We'll have to check it out. Next!
Hillary Scott in Tony Ward
That fabric looks so stiff and heavy. Our honest-to-Prada stream of consciousness, first word to pop up, was "luggage." It looks like luggage. Like she could zip it up into a tiny little valise and wheel it away with her.
That's not a good thing, just so we're clear. Next!
That's not a good thing, just so we're clear. Next!
Jennifer Nettles in Carolina Herrera Resort 2011
Enh. It's not awful. Next.
Katherine Heigl in Farah Angsana Fall 2010
That is a sharp little dress and it fits her well. We're just not sure that color goes with her color. Her hair, that is. That kind of platinum blonde can go brassy real quick with the wrong dress. There's a reason Marilyn wore white so much. Next!
Kellie Pickler in Pamela Roland Fall 2010
Chesty McBusterson Does the Oscars. Next!
Laura Bell Bunty in Jean Fares Spring 2010 Couture
We don't love how clingy the skirt is in relation to the size of the bodice. And the fabric doesn't look very nice. In fact it looks like it hurts. Next!
LeAnne Rimes in Ports 1961
She looks like she's dressed to work her shift at the ear-piercing cart in the local mall. LeAnne! Listen up! You have MONEY!
Next!
Next!
Leighton Meester in Emilio Pucci Spring 2011
This girl is such a tragedy. We can't. Next!
Miranda Lambert in Sherri Hill
She certainly seems intent on showing them off, doesn't she? Nothing wrong with that, but this was the wrong bustline for her. And the rest of it looks a little David's Bridal. Next!
Nicole Kidman in Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2011
Such is the power of Nicole that we are stuck indecisive. Were the red shoes a bold and stylish choice or are they way too distracting and the whole effect kind of reminds you of a candy cane? You be tell us. The dress is a little too hippie bridal. Next!
Sheryl Crow in Zac Posen Pre-Fall 2010
We like the ombre effect and we like the fit and colors. We're just not sure about that bit of airbrushed van on the bottom. Next!
Taylor Swift in Monique Lhuillier
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MAN, is she dull.
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