Karl Lagerfeld: Halloween on the Red Carpet Part 2

Geez. Who knew Halloween was such a C-list holiday?

17th Annual Dream Halloween CAAF Benefit

Alison Sweeney

Oh come on. Put a little more effort in, honey.

Brooke Burke

Like so. Perfect.

David Charvet

Pfft. Store bought.

Garcelle Beauvais

Cute and even a little stylish. Girl knew what she was doing. If you care about your image, you don't make an ass of yourself with your costume.

Jamie Lee Curtis

Jamie Lee Curtis clearly doesn't care about her image.

Actually, we're teasing. She looks fun.

Kay Panabaker

Pfft. Rental.

Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin

Credit where it's due, even with her husband standing next to her, we didn't recognize Lisa Rinna. We're assuming he's Desi but his costume pales in comparison.

Tori Spelling

Uh...okay.

Dean McDermont

Pfft. Store bought.

Halloween Costume Contest At The Bank Nightclub At Bellagio

Audrina Patridge

We don't know what she's supposed to be but it doesn't really matter, does it? She's supposed to be someone who wears something that airs out her thighs. It was all she ever planned to be for Halloween. It's all she's ever planned for most days, actually.

Halloween party at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag

People still give a shit about these two skanks?

Nightmare In Jersey Halloween Party

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Perhaps there's some reason why she's dressed like a pickle hooker. Perhaps it has something to do with that show of which we have not watched more than 30 seconds. You may take this opportunity to explain to us why she's dressed like a pickle hooker. We still won't care.

Halloween 2010 at Cipriani Downtown in New York City